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• Berlusconi, Depardieu And Abbott Set To Join Putin Government

  By theunozblog on 07/08/2015

  

  Russian President Vladimir Putin has formally invited Tony Abbott to be a minister in his internationally diverse cabinet. A spokesperson for the Kremlin said, “The Russian people have been impressed with Prime Minister Abbott’s very manly confrontational capability. This has… Read More ›

• Delegates To Alpha Males Convention Eyeing Each Other Warily In Car Park

  By Carlo Sands on 06/08/2015

  

    The mood was reported to be tense in the car park of the Wangaratta Convention Centre as 500 delegates arrived from all over Australia for the fifth annual Alpha Males Convention. “Whatever I damn well please and whenever I… Read More ›

• People With Pointless Jobs Don’t Earn Very Much Money, Study Finds

  By theunozblog on 05/08/2015

  

  An overwhelming majority of people who perform useless or next to useless jobs earn well below the average median income, a study from the University of North Sydney has found. Academics Isaac Fletcher and Bernice Patterson conducted interviews with 1400… Read More ›

• Nationals Ban Singing Of “Waltzing Matilda” Before Rugby

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/08/2015

  

  The National Party has banned the crowd from singing Waltzing Matilda before Saturday night’s rugby match between the Wallabies and the All Blacks because it encourages sheep rustling. “The words of Waltzing Matilda glamorise the act of sheep stealing, a… Read More ›

• Army To Use Kevin Andrews’ Hair As Armour

  By theunaustralianblog on 04/08/2015

  

  Australia’s special forces troops are to be supplied with a special lightweight body armour created from the same bullet resistant material as Defence Minster Kevin Andrews’s hair. “This stuff is twice as tough as Kevlar and almost as flexible,” said… Read More ›

• Canberra Braces For Flood Of Ghost Writers

  By theunozblog on 04/08/2015

  

  A busload of the nation’s top ghost writers are currently heading to Canberra in preparation of the pre-election ministerial book launch cycle. Usually at this time in the election process both ministers and shadow ministers alike are compelled to put… Read More ›

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