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• AFP Claims Altruism Behind Its Support Of Sri Lankan Police Department

  By theunozblog on 10/08/2015

  

  Questions dog the government’s use of the Australian Federal Police (AFP) as a tool to execute behind the scenes foreign policy objectives by supporting the notorious Sri Lankan Criminal Investigation Department (CID). In the usual show of solidarity in foreign… Read More ›

• Pieces Washed Up On Beach Thought To Belong To Cricket Australia

  By theunozblog on 10/08/2015

  

  Items recovered by locals from a beach in the west of England point towards the crash landing of Australian cricket somewhere in Northern Europe. The handle of a Kookaburra bat and a baggy green cap have been sent for forensic… Read More ›

• Bishop To Head Up Royal Commission Into Parliamentary Entitlements

  By theunozblog on 10/08/2015

  

  As the parliamentary entitlements situation worsens for politicians on both sides of the political fence Tony Abbott has decided to take matters into his own hands. In one of his famous so called ‘Captain’s Picks’ he has  today announced that… Read More ›

• Uber To Begin Providing Brain Surgery

  By theunaustralianblog on 09/08/2015

  

  After having successfully captured a large portion of the taxi market, ride sharing network Uber is now going to take on Australia’s hospital system by starting a rival brain surgery service. “If anyone with a car and a mobile phone… Read More ›

• Channel 7 To Dedicate Even More Shows To Cats.

  By theunozblog on 07/08/2015

  

  Channel 7 programming executives announced today that the network will be dedicating more programming time to cats. This follows hot on the heels of the new ratings winner Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud which replaced Channel 7’s latest ratings… Read More ›

• Australians Finally Have Reason To Boo Sportsmen Besides Racism

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 07/08/2015

  

  Australian sports fans have rejoiced at the stunning dismissal of the Australian Cricket Team for a measly 60 runs, capitalising on the opportunity to boo high level athletes that doesn’t involve racism. The Australian cricket team were ousted in 18.3… Read More ›

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