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• Tony Abbott Floats Plebiscite On The 21st Century After Next Election

  By Carlo Sands on 13/08/2015

  

  Prime Minister Tony Abbott has suggested that, after the next federal election, the Coalition may be willing to consider a plebiscite on whether or not to accept the 21st century. The comment came after a six-hour-long Coalition party room meeting… Read More ›

• Australia Suffers From Bintang Singlet Shortage

  By theunozblog on 12/08/2015

  

  In the wake of Virgin Australia and Jestar cancelling flights in and out of Denpasar airport due to a giant ash cloud hanging over Indonesia, bogans from all over Australia are going without their Bintang singlets. Craig Mackenzie from Sutherland… Read More ›

• Email Sacking Port Workers Included Photo Of Boss’s Dinner

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/08/2015

  

  Worker sacked via email by Hutchison Ports say that the inclusion of a photograph of a chicken schnitzel that the boss was just about to eat has added considerable insult to the injury. “If the company wants to use social… Read More ›

• Abbott Refuses To Rule Out Allowing People The Right To Marry Coal

  By theunozblog on 12/08/2015

  

  Fresh off the back of leading the Coalition away from a conscience, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has refused to rule out people’s right to be able to marry a lump of coal. In a press conference after yesterday’s Coalition party… Read More ›

• Bronwyn Bishop Appears Clapped Out

  By theunozblog on 11/08/2015

  

  Former House of Representatives speaker and the MP most likely to be named Australia’s next Minister for Aviation Bronwyn Bishop appears to be all clapped out. After yesterday’s announcement that Tony Smith would replace Ms Bishop in the role of… Read More ›

• Michael Clarke Resigns From Test Cricket Over Expense Scandal

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 10/08/2015

  

  Community furore over inexpiable expense claims has collected another victim as Michael Clarke, captain of the Australian cricket team, has announced he’ll be resigning from Test cricket. The resignation follows the revelation that Mr Clarke has claimed travel expenses for a holiday… Read More ›

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