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• Andrew Bolt Appalled His Column Is Printed In Black Ink

  By theunozblog on 04/08/2015

  

  Herald Sun columnist and proud booer of the Sydney Swans, Andrew Bolt has expressed anger and dismay that his column is only ever printed in newspapers around the country in black ink. A spokesperson for the blogger told The (un)Australian:… Read More ›

• ‘I Think I’m Getting The Start Of A Cold’ Recognised As Separate Virus

  By theunozblog on 03/08/2015

  

  The germ responsible for the condition known as “I think I’m getting the start of a cold” has been isolated in the laboratory, researchers in Switzerland announced today. “This is an entirely different virus from the cold virus or the… Read More ›

• Government To Build The Bronwyn Bishop Memorial Helipad In Geelong

  By theunozblog on 03/08/2015

  

  The government has today announced that following Speaker Bronwyn Bishop’s resignation a memorial helipad will be built in her honour in Geelong. Minister for Education and self-confessed Bronwyn-file Christopher Pyne spoke to The (un)Australian about the memorial and Bronwyn’s legacy… Read More ›

• Bronwyn Bishop Claims Greek Island As Expense ‘For Spending Cuts Investigation’

  By Carlo Sands on 31/07/2015

  

  House of Representatives Speaker Bronwyn Bishop is under fresh fire after a review of travel claims revealed the embattled speaker has recently claimed the purchase of a Greek island as a “parliamentary expense”. Although Bishop is officially “on probation” after a… Read More ›

• Jason Akermanis: ‘I suffered Years Of Abuse From Dickheadist Fans’

  By theunaustralianblog on 31/07/2015

  

  Former AFL star Jason Akermanis has shown sympathy for the plight of swans star Adam Goodes, revealing that he was subjected to a campaign of boos from rival fans simply because he was a dickhead. “Dickheadism is an ugly scourge… Read More ›

• World’s Zebras Applaud Shooting Of Cecil The Lion

  By theunaustralianblog on 31/07/2015

  

  Zebras worldwide have celebrated long and hard following the news that notorious zebra serial killer Cecil the Lion has been gunned down in a hail of bullets by vigilante dentist Walter Palmer. “Good riddance to the scruffy maned bastard. As… Read More ›

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