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AFL To Introduce Special ‘Booing Indigenous Players Round’
Noting the popularity of the spontaneous booing that Adam Goodes has received every time he touches the ball, the AFL has made the response official by announcing that round 13 next season will be named “Booing Indigenous Players Round”. “We’ve got… Read More ›
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John Howard Condemns Bronwyn Bishop’s Apology
Former Prime Minister and tragic cricketer, John Howard has this morning strongly condemned Liberal Speaker Bronwyn Bishop over her apology for false travel claims. Mr Howard’s condemnation stems from Bronwyn Bishop’s appearance this morning on radio where she belatedly apologised… Read More ›
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Same-Sex Marriage Opponent Actually Just Hates Weddings
Rory McPharlin, moderator of the Facebook group “Defend Traditional Marriage!”, has admitted that, actually, he just really, really hates weddings. “Some of my best friends are gay,” the 36-year-old McPharlin told The (Un)Australian, insisting his stance was different from the Christian fundamentalism… Read More ›
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Google Launches Search Engine Specifically For Police Shootings Of Unarmed Civilians
It’s a common problem: A Facebook friend posts a video of police officers shooting an unarmed civilian, and that triggers a memory you have of a dashboard footage video of an even more wanton, unjustifiable police shooting of an unarmed civilian that… Read More ›
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Ronald McDonald Responds To Cash For Comments Allegations
Community leader Ronald McDonald has responded to criticism that his endorsement of the family restaurant McDonald’s is one that has been solicited through cash payments. Documents leaked to The (un)Australian highlighted that the beloved entertainer has been receiving payments from the… Read More ›
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TV Week Logie Awards To Be Telecast Live From Long Bay Jail
This year’s TV Week Logie Awards, or TV’s “night of nights” as it’s affectionately known as, will not be held in their usual location of Crown Casino but instead will be telecast live from Melbourne’s Long Bay Prison. A spokesperson… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
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Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
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World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
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Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
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State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
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News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
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