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• Promising Comedian Leaves Critically Acclaimed TV Show For Middling Film Career

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 27/07/2015

  

  For five years, comedian Nathan Gate has been creating critically acclaimed sketches for his Comedy Central show Lock The Gate with Nathan Gate, many of which have managed to capture the zeitgeist and become viral sensations long after airing. However… Read More ›

• New Matildas Fan Reckons It Would Be ‘Great If We Had A Chick’s Cricket Team Too’

  By theunaustralianblog on 27/07/2015

  

  After getting giddily swept up with enthusiasm for the excellent performance of the Matildas at the recent football World Cup, Aussie sports fan Brad Partridge reckons it would be awesome if we “also had a chick’s cricket team”. “Our babes… Read More ›

• Bill Shorten Reveals ‘Cunning Election Plan’ At ALP Conference: Agree With Everything Abbott Says

  By Carlo Sands on 27/07/2015

  

  The Federal opposition leader, Bill Shorten, has revealed his strategy for getting Labor elected at the ALP annual conference over the weekend. The strategy is designed to wrong-foot the government by agreeing with everything they say and thereby confusing them… Read More ›

• Arnold Schwarzenegger: “If Climate Change Bleeds We Can Kill It.”

  By theunaustralianblog on 24/07/2015

  

  Former Governor of California and Shakespearean actor Arnold Schwarzenegger has offered to personally kill global warming in an epic one-on-one battle. “I’m tired of these geo-meteorological girly scientists who are trying to defeat the greenhouse effect with data and expert… Read More ›

• Nations Wankers Outraged At Loss of Free Cafe WiFi

  By theunaustralianblog on 23/07/2015

  

  Australia’s wankers have threatened to go on strike unless cafe owners restore their right to make use of free WiFi while spending all day long looking deeply creative and typing stuff on their tablets. “It’s extremely important that people know… Read More ›

• Greece To Hold Olympics Every Year To Pay Off Debt

  By theunozblog on 23/07/2015

  

  Greece’s finance minister revealed several new measures overnight to stop the country from sliding into bankruptcy and to keep it inside Eurozone. The new measures include holding the Olympics on a yearly basis, with Greece selling the franchise at least once per year… Read More ›

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