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1995 Apologises For Alanis Morissette
The year 1995 has formally said sorry in the Australian parliament for Alanis Morissette. “We’re truly sorry for the pain and suffering we caused by inexplicably elevating her album into the popular culture,” the year said before an invited crowd… Read More ›
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Ant-Man Tops Box Office Despite Being Really Stupid
Marvel’s latest big screen adaptation of a comic book hero, Ant-Man, has achieved top spot in its box office takings despite being really, really dumb. Marvel continues to be a juggernaut of box office with Iron Man, Captain America, Thor,… Read More ›
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Angela Merkel Strains Compassion Muscle After Meeting Refugee
A meeting with a Palestinian refugee has left German Chancellor Angela Merkel in pain after straining her compassion muscle. The incident happened during a meeting at a high school when the chancellor tried to comfort 14-year-old Reem Sahwil after telling… Read More ›
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Australia’s Minister For Women To Be Mentored By Prince Philip
Australia’s Minister for Women who also happens to be Prime Minister, Tony Abbott, has declared that he is struggling with the role and will seek a mentorship from Prince Philip. The Prince, who recently made the news after asking a… Read More ›
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Success Of ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Inspires Reboot Of The ‘My Brilliant Career’ Franchise
The runaway success of George Miller’s groundbreaking update of the Mad Max franchise has led to the announcement that Gillian Armstrong’s 1979 crowd’pleaser My Brilliant Career will be re-imagined for a modern audience. “The last installment of the original series… Read More ›
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Signs Of Eric Abetz Identified On Pluto
An image bearing a remarkable similarity to Minister for Workplace Relations Eric Abetz have been found on Pluto. NASA revealed the surprise find came from a study of the first-ever close-up photos of Pluto. Scientists say most of the photos revealed a young… Read More ›
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Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
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Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
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World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
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Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
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State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
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News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
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