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• Massive Cloud Of Bong Smoke Shuts Bali Airport

  By theunaustralianblog on 14/07/2015

  

  Flights in and out of Denpasar are still delayed by a huge chuff of bong smoke that erupted out of Schapelle Corby’s house last week, stranding thousands of bogans on the Indonesian island. “Mate, it’s a disgrace. I’ve totally run… Read More ›

• Enthusiasts Who Missed Out On Comic Con Forced To Wait Until Minutes Later To Watch New Videos

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 13/07/2015

  

  Hundreds of thousands of pop-culture fanatics have been kicking themselves all weekend after failing to secure the means to attend San Diego’s Comic Con, the world’s largest gathering of fans and the celebrities who try desperately to avoid having to… Read More ›

• Abbott Admits Wind Farm Error: ‘Sorry, I Meant Wind Chimes’

  By theunozblog on 13/07/2015

  

  Tony Abbott admitted today that he made an error in calling for the banning of all Clean Energy Finance Corporation (CEFC) funding of wind farm energy projects. “Sorry,” he said, “I meant wind chimes, which I think everyone agrees are incredibly annoying and… Read More ›

• Shane Watson – “I Have Photos Of The Cricket Selectors Dumping Body Of Dead Hooker.”

  By theunaustralianblog on 13/07/2015

  

  Australia all rounder Shane Watson has subtly reminded the selectors of the Australian cricket team that he has a set of photographs of them dumping the body of a dead hooker in a remote forest, just in case they were… Read More ›

• Health Concerns Prompt Government To Replace Farms With Coal Mines

  By Ryan Crawford on 10/07/2015

  

  Environment Minister Greg Hunt has approved the replacement of an unsightly and unhealthy farm with an open cut coal mine, significantly increasing the output of humanitarian coal in the region. The move has not been universally accepted with some bleeding… Read More ›

• New App Combining Tinder and Uber Probably Ill Conceived

  By theunozblog on 10/07/2015

  

  Finally people who want to catch a taxi and have that taxi ride turn out to be a date with the driver (for some reason) can say – there’s an app for that. Tuber, a rideshare/dating app hybrid, marketed as… Read More ›

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