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• Australia Mourns Its Most Famous Amnesia Sufferer

  By theunozblog on 09/06/2015

  

  Australia remains in mourning after Alan Bond, the nation’s most famous sufferer of amnesia, passed away on Friday aged 77 in Perth. Mr Bond was famous for a few things in his life, including winning the America’s Cup, ripping off $1.2 billion… Read More ›

• Qatar Wins Bid To Host Sepp Blatter’s Corruption Trial

  By theunaustralianblog on 09/06/2015

  

  US anti-corruption investigators are in uproar after it was revealed that the judicial system of Qatar has won the rights to host the potential trial of former FIFA boss Sepp Blatter. “There was nothing fishy at all in the selection… Read More ›

• Parliamentary ‘Bless You’ Proposed After Alan Jones Sneeze

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/06/2015

  

  Alan Jones has received an official “bless you” response from the Australian parliament after sneezing on air during his radio show earlier this week. The bless you is proposed to be officially read out at an unprecedented joint sitting of… Read More ›

• WWE, WWF To Be Investigated For Match Fixing

  By theunozblog on 05/06/2015

  

  The World Wide Wrestling Corporation (WWWC) announced today that it will launch an investigation into match fixing in the World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) and World Wrestling Federation (WWF). The match in question was Smackdown 2015 which included Seth, Dean Ambrose “The Lunatic Fringe”,… Read More ›

• Overweight Dinosaur Found Preserved In Mud Cake

  By theunozblog on 05/06/2015

  

  Russian palaeontologists have announced the discovery of a complete fossil of an obese dinosaur in Siberian mud cake deposits. “We theorise that the Boombahsaurus has become bogged down in the mud cake while feeding and then been covered over by… Read More ›

• White Teenager Uses ‘N-Word’ In Non-Offensive Context

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 04/06/2015

  

  A white teenager from Williamsburg, Brooklyn has become the first person to use the word “n*****” in a non-offensive context. Julius Cassidy, a 17 year hold highschooler, dropped the racial slur during a conversation with James Williams, an African-American teenager who Mr… Read More ›

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