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NSW Parliament Labels Eddie McGuire A Boofhead & Lots Of Other People Dickheads
The NSW Upper House has today passed a resolution condemning AFL identity and celebrity head Eddie McGuire for being a ‘continual boofhead’. The motion was moved by Greens MP and pro halal activist Jamie Buckingham in response to McGuires ‘hate… Read More ›
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Six Victims Left ‘Slightly Damp’ After Diet Coke Related Terrorist Attack
Staff at United Airlines are claiming vindication after as many as six people were left slightly damp in what is being described as the worst Diet Coke-related terrorist attack of all time. Yesterday Jamal Fajloun, aged five-and-a-half, while at a… Read More ›
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Bloody Carnage From Adam Goodes’ Race War Grows
Days after Sydney Swans star and Australian of the Year, Adam Goodes declared a race war on white Australia by performing a traditional Aboriginal war dance after kicking a goal against Carlton, the death and destruction continue to spread. The… Read More ›
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Terrorists Racking Up Large Phone Bills As Patriot Act Expires
Congress has failed to reauthorise several key provisions in the PATRIOT Act, including one of its more controversial passages, Section 215, which authorised the NSA to collect the phone records of millions of potential terrorists, or as they’re more commonly known… Read More ›
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The Phrase ‘I’m Not Racist, But’ To Be Recognised In The Constitution
Conservative commentators have successfully lobbied the federal Government to amend the constitution to recognise the phrase, “I’m not racist but.” It has been a hard fought battle for the right, with some commentators such as Andrew Bolt taking the fight… Read More ›
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Court Injunction Successfully Stops People Talking About Denis O’Brien’s Relationship With IRBC
Catherine Murphy, an Independent TD (Teachta Dála; member of Dáil Éireann, the lower house of the Oireachtas) has her had comments about the relationship between billionaire Denis O’Brien and Ireland’s former state bank, Irish Bank Resolution Corporation (IRBC) censored… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
09/01/2026
Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
03/10/2025
World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025