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Unhappy Couple Vow To Use Same Sex Marriage As Pretext For Desperately Wanted Divorce
A religious couple who are deeply unhappy in their marriage, but concerned about the stigma associated with divorce, have vowed to divorce in protest if same sex marriage is legalised. Nick Jensen and his wife Sarah were married 10 years ago… Read More ›
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Nation’s Wankers Decide Topics Of This Year’s Dinner Party Conversations
“My solo motorbike ride through Tajikistan” and “Why I don’t watch Game of Thrones anymore” have emerged as the big winners as topics to be introduced as dinner party conversation as Australia’s wankers held their annual conference. “I am really… Read More ›
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Australia Hit By Inflationary Crisis As Thousands Get Good Jobs That Pay Good Money
Australia is being rocked by record high inflationary rates today as thousands of Australians use Treasurer Joe Hockey’s $360,000 a year salary as a yardstick by which to act upon Mr Hockey’s advice to get good jobs that pay well…. Read More ›
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Chinese Investors Blamed For Property Bubble In The South China Sea
Chinese investors have snapped up at auction all the newly available blocks of land recently created in the South China Sea, driving out poorer Vietnamese, Phillipino, Malaysian and Bruneian first homebuyers hoping to get a foothold in the overheated Spratly… Read More ›
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Voters In Warringah To Choose Between Two Dicks At Next Federal Election
Voters in the NSW north shore seat of Warringah will, at the next election, have the tough decision of choosing between two dicks following entrepreneur Dick Smith’s decision to run as a candidate against Prime Minister Tony Abbott. Dick Smith’s decision to run… Read More ›
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Review: ABC Documentary Exposes Disunity In Rudd-Gillard Governments
Sarah Ferguson’s new documentary The Killing Season provides a rare insight into one of the most smoothly choreographed periods in Australian political history. Viewers will be surprised to learn that despite the public smiles and pledges of loyalty, the two main… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
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Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
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World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025