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Andrew Bolt Compares Jesus To Reclaim Australia, Jesus To Sue For Defamation
Jesus Christ of Nazareth will be pursuing a defamation suit against Andrew Bolt after the controversial columnist compared the former carpenter to reviled figures including the Reclaim Australia protesters, a spokesperson for the Kingdom of God has confirmed. Channel 10,… Read More ›
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Pub Bore Stabbed After Being Dared To Say ‘Good Friday Isn’t That Good’ Again
The most boring man in Erskineville died from the 36 stab wounds he received at The Erko on Thursday night after repeatedly attempting to get plaudits for his annual Good Friday joke[sic]. There were up to 200 people in the main bar at… Read More ›
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James Hird Puts Tour De France Dream On Hold, For Now
Coach of AFL side Essendon and possibly the Australian legal profession’s greatest benefactor, James Hird, has today announced he’ll be putting his dream of riding the Tour de France on hold so he can focus his full attention on coaching… Read More ›
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British Royal Family Sues Mr Whippy Over Unauthorised Use Of “Greensleeves”
Ice cream distributor Mr Whippy has been sued for 10 million pounds by Prince Charles for copyright infringement due to the company’s use of the song “Greensleeves”, originally written by King Henry the Eighth. “Charles is doing this because he… Read More ›
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AFL Tribunal Clears Everyone Of Doping — Ever
The AFL anti-doping tribunal has today announced that after two years of standing around with its dick in its hand patient research and looking in a few dark corners, that they could find no evidence of anyone taking performance enhancing drugs. Ever…. Read More ›
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Noisy NSW Liberals Victory Celebration Disturbs Australian Cricket Team
A massive after-election party in the dressing room of the NSW Liberals led to complaints to keep the noise down from Australian cricket team, who were celebrating their World Cup win in the next room. Radio station Triple M telephoned… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
09/01/2026
Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
03/10/2025
World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025
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