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• Couple Want Large Wedding To “Shove Their Love Down The Throats Of All Their Friends And Family”

  By theunaustralianblog on 08/04/2015

  

  A Sydney couple has made wedding arrangements for an estimated number of around 200 people to be in attendance as they ceremoniously shove their love down the throats of their friends and family. The wedding is to be held in… Read More ›

• Cynthia Lennon Back With John In Afterlife: Beatles Fans To Help Yoko Live Forever

  By theunaustralianblog on 07/04/2015

  

  Fans of the 1960s version of One Direction have called on scientists and religious leaders to help the woman blamed for the original “Zayn Malik Fiasco”  to achieve immortality. Yoko Ono is alleged to have stolen John Lennon in 1968… Read More ›

• Motorist Refrains From Honking Horn

  By theunaustralianblog on 07/04/2015

  

  In a stunning turn of events a motorist in Sydney’s CBD didn’t honk his horn after being momentarily inconvenienced by another motorist. Robert Prendergast was near the beginning of his journey home from work when he was unable to proceed… Read More ›

• Donnelly To Pyne: ‘Cage All Schoolchildren’

  By theunaustralianblog on 07/04/2015

  

  The federal government’s controversial education reviewer, Dr Kevin Donnelly has recommended all schoolchildren be caged as part of a wide-ranging review of discipline in the nation’s public schools. The former teacher and ex-Liberal party staffer says incarceration needs to be… Read More ›

• Pauline Hanson Officially Halal Certified

  By theunaustralianblog on 07/04/2015

  

  Former Dancing With The Stars contestant, fish and chip shop owner and member of parliament, Pauline Hanson, has today been officially Halal certified, a move which has outraged Hanson and mightily confused her legions of followers. Hanson was initially perplexed… Read More ›

• Reclaim Australia Protester Shocked By Reality

  By theunozblog on 07/04/2015

  

  An attendee at one of the Reclaim Australia rallies held over the Easter weekend says they were shocked to find out that most of the people at the Neo-Nazi backed rally were racists. Norm Proulx, a machinist and father of… Read More ›

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