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• App Whizkid Makes Millions With Regret Calculator

  By theunozblog on 22/01/2015

  

  Eugene Freckle has quickly become one of Australia’s youngest ever millionaires, at the age of sixteen, by creating a smartphone app that allows you to calculate how much regret you have in your life. Regrets such as working behind a… Read More ›

• NSW Labor Campaign Platform Built on Newsagents, Koalas and Gambling

  By theunaustralianblog on 21/01/2015

  

  With a NSW state Election to be held in March new Labor leader Luke Foley (@Luke_FoleyNSW) has launched his campaign via twitter and announced a bundle of new policies that he hopes will win him an election. So far Foley and… Read More ›

• David Warner Named Australia Day Ambassador

  By theunozblog on 21/01/2015

  

  Cricketer David Warner has been named Australia Day ambassador, narrowly edging out Eddie Maguire and Professor Barry Spurr in what Border Protection Minister Peter Dutton labelled “the purest race in years”. “By demanding an Indian batsman ‘speak English’, not only did… Read More ›

• Right-Wing Columnist Andrew Bolt To Cut Off Left Arm

  By theunaustralianblog on 21/01/2015

  

  Conservative Herald Sun columnist Andrew Bolt has declared he will cut off his left arm, as he sees no use for the left and believes its unorthodox ways are detrimental to the nation’s interests. Mr Bolt expanded further, saying: “The… Read More ›

• Sharks Close Beach After Dangerous Humans Spotted In The Water

  By theunaustralianblog on 21/01/2015

  

  Several beaches on the east coast of Australia remain closed to sharks after humans were spotted cruising up and down the surf armed with fishing lines and hooks. “It’s just way too dangerous to be a shark going about your… Read More ›

• Budgets Cuts Needed As We Will Soon Live Forever On Mars, Hockey Says

  By theunozblog on 21/01/2015

  

  Treasurer Joe Hockey has insisted it is essential for the Senate to pass the Abbott government’s proposed budget cuts as humanity was on the verge of discovering the secret to Eternal Life and would soon begin colonising Mars. Speaking to The… Read More ›

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