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• Lil’ Petey Has Taken His Bat n’ Ball And Gone Home Following Dunkley Humiliation

  By theunozblog on 05/03/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (for now), lil’ Petey Dutton, has chucked an epic tantrum, taking his bat and ball and going home to his room, following his humiliating loss at the weekend’s Dunkley by-election. ”Yeah, Petey is taking this one really hard,”… Read More ›

• Dutton Tipped To Name Aston & Dunkley As Future Nuclear Sites

  By theunozblog on 04/03/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (as of writing), Peter Dutton, is tipped today to announce the first two sites chosen to host his future pie in the sky nuclear power plants, with Aston and Dunkley being the rumored picks. ”It’s not to say… Read More ›

• Albo Killed JFK! Claims Billionaire Collective Advance Australia

  By theunozblog on 01/03/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Advance Australia, an ultra right-wing lobby group run by a collective of billionaires, has made the startling claim that Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, was the actual killer of former US President JFK. ”We have conclusive proof that Albo shot JFK,”… Read More ›

• Greens Sad After Dutton Won’t Join Their Drum Circle, Despite Joining Forces To Sink Albo’s House Plan

  By theunozblog on 29/02/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Greens have held a sad drum circle today after their offers to Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, to join were strongly rebuffed. ”We thought that after we took Peter’s side against Albo to make sure no new houses were… Read More ›

• Dutton Warns Dunkley: ”Vote For My Candidate Or Get A Nuclear Reactor”

  By theunozblog on 28/02/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (till at least Monday), Peter Dutton, has warned voters in the upcoming Dunkley bi-election that if they don’t vote for his candidate then they will be getting a nuclear reactor in their backyard, should the Coalition win the… Read More ›

• Stay-At-Home Barnaby Calls For A Royal Commission Into Daytime TV

  By theunozblog on 27/02/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Coalition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, is away from Parliament on ”sick leave” this week and has taken the opportunity to call for a Royal Commission into day time television. ”It’s a bloody debacle, morning show, shopping… Read More ›

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