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• Dutton Promises To Come Out Swinging In Fadden By-Election

  By theunozblog on 05/06/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader Peter Dutton has promised to come out swinging in the upcoming Fadden by-election. The statement came after the Queensland LNP selected former partner swapper Cameron Caldwell as it’s candidate. ”I’m hoping my candidate will inspire the Nation to… Read More ›

• QLD To Celebrate State Of Origin Win By Opening A Commemorative Coal Mine

  By theunozblog on 01/06/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  A jubilant Queensland Premier Anastacia Palaszczuk has announced her Government will celebrate the state’s win in game 1 of State of Origin win by opening a commemorative coal mine in the team’s honour. Speaking to The (un)Australian ,the Premier explained:… Read More ›

• Energy Providers Call On The Govt To Loosen The Laws On Selling Human Body Parts

  By theunozblog on 29/05/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian energy providers have called on the Albanese Government to loosen the laws around selling human body parts, as a way for their customers to combat rising energy prices. ”Times are tough, things are hard, Nanna’s cold so why can’t… Read More ›

• ScoMo Puts The Feelers Out To Richmond With Eyes On A Coaching Role

  By theunozblog on 24/05/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Former PM (yep, he was) Scott Morrison, has put out the feelers to the Richmond football club to see if they have any interest in having him replace Damian Hardwick as Coach. ”I do love my Sharkies, up, up Cronulla… Read More ›

• Engadine Maccas Tells ScoMo That Hiring Him Would Be A Reputational Risk

  By theunozblog on 17/05/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Unemployable former PM, Scotty from marketing, has suffered another setback after being turned down for a job with Engadine Maccas. This comes hot on the heels of bad guy consulting company PWC also turning Scotty down for a job, saying… Read More ›

• Dutton Asks Shooter To Draw Up A Spreadsheet Of Labor Seats To Place A Nuclear Reactor

  By theunozblog on 16/05/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, has tasked the Coalition’s most accomplished spread sheeter, Shooter McKenzie, to draft one up listing the best Labor held seats that they can place a nuclear reactor in should they win the next… Read More ›

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