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• Jen Promises To Take Sad Scotty To Subway For A Sandwich And A Cookie

  By theunozblog on 14/03/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Former PM Scott Morrison’s wife Jen has promised the part-time member for Cook to take him to Subway for a sandwich and a cookie, in an effort to cheer him up after he watched current PM, Anthony Albanese in America… Read More ›

• Perrotet Government To Give Kids $400 To Be Spent On The Pokies

  By theunozblog on 13/03/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Interim NSW Premier Dominic Perrotet has centered his campaign launch around the promise to give every NSW Child $400 to be matched by their parents in vouchewrs to be used at a NSW Pokies venue when they turn 18. ”What… Read More ›

• Barnaby Joyce Offers A Leg Over, Err Up, To Celebrate International Women’s Day

  By theunozblog on 08/03/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s Shadow Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has put out a press release offering a leg over, err up, for any young ladies to celebrate International Women’s Day. ”You will not find anyone else in Parliament who has… Read More ›

• Sussan Ley To Consult Her Numerologist About Challenging Dutton

  By theunozblog on 06/03/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  With news over night of another round of dreadful polling numbers for Opposition leader Peter Dutton there is talk amongst the Liberals of a potential leadership spill. Some challengers have been working the phones to shore up numbers, whilst deputy… Read More ›

• Robert Condemns Royal Commission For Not Letting Him Speak In Tongues

  By theunozblog on 03/03/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Scott Morrison’s former best friend Stuart Robert has condemned the Royal Commission into the Robodebt program that he was a part of for not letting him give his testimony in tongues. ”It was most upsetting that the Commissioner wouldn’t let… Read More ›

• B2 Calls B1 A Scab After The Banana Refuses To Join The ABC Strike

  By theunozblog on 02/03/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  A fight has broken out at the ABC’s Ultimo headquarters after the popular Bananas in Pajamas duo had a disagreement over the upcoming strike, with sources saying B2 called B1 a scab. ”It was really awkward and quite heated, one… Read More ›

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