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• Dutton Launches New Coalition Slogan: We’re Not Racist, But….

  By theunozblog on 16/01/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has today launched what he hopes to be the Coalition’s election winning slogan of: ”We’re Not Racist, But….. ”I’d like to start today’s presser by declaring that I am not racist, but,”… Read More ›

• Australian Open Fans Warned Not To Needle Novak Djokovic

  By theunozblog on 13/01/2023 • ( 1 )

  

  Organisers of this year’s Australian Open have warned spectators not to needle anti-vac competitor Novak Djokovic when he is on court. ”Look, people need to respect Novak and his beliefs,” said a Spokesperson for the event. ”He is a champion… Read More ›

• Australia To Hold Plebiscite To Determine If Kyrgios Is Still A Tool

  By theunozblog on 11/01/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Parliament has announced they plan to conduct a nation-wide plebiscite to determine whether tennis player Nick Kyrgios is still considered a tool. It comes in the wake of the long-time bad boy of Australian Tennis having seemingly turned his… Read More ›

• “No-one Is Forcing Us To Watch Cricket” Australians Suddenly Realise

  By theunaustralianblog on 10/01/2023 • ( 1 )

  

  After 140 years of obsessively watching every second of the cricket, the Australian population has suddenly worked out that no-one is holding a gun to their head to make them do it and they could actually be doing something much… Read More ›

• Dude Who Walked Out On The Apology And Did Nothing To Close The Gap Whilst In Govt Undecided On The Voice

  By theunozblog on 09/01/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition Leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton remains undecided on what position his party will take on the proposed Indigenous Voice to Parliament. The Dark Lord has used the Parliamentary break to reflect on his past – like the time… Read More ›

• Prince Andrew Offers To Mentor Harry And Meghan

  By theunozblog on 06/01/2023 • ( 4 )

  

  The late Queens most touchy subject Prince Andrew, has called his brother King Charles to offer to help smooth over family difficulties by mentoring the King’s wayward Son Prince Harry. ”Andrew has a lot to offer the World’s youth and… Read More ›

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