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• Cardinal Pell Calls On The World To Embrace Prince Andrew

  By theunozblog on 12/09/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s leading unconvicted Catholic, George Pell, has appeared on niche news station Sky News Australia to appeal to the World to reach out and embrace embattled Royal, Prince Andrew. ”I know what it is like to be shunned by the… Read More ›

• Bolt Pledges To Never Get Out Of Bed To Avoid Being Woke

  By theunozblog on 09/09/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Low rating Sky News TV host Andrew Bolt has pledged that he will no longer leave his bed so as to avoid being woke. ”I call upon my fellow conservative soldiers to join me in a sleep in against wokeness,”… Read More ›

• Barnaby Stages Mid-Winter Ball Protest Over The Ongoing Bonk Ban

  By theunozblog on 08/09/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs Barnaby Joyce has used Canberra’s Mid-Winter Ball to stage a protest against Parliaments ongoing bonk ban. ”I mean what use is having this ball when we can’t even go on the… Read More ›

• ScoMo Doesn’t Rule Out Joining The LIV Golf Tour

  By theunozblog on 07/09/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Minister for health/finance/home affairs/treasury and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has talked of his new hobby, golf and has not ruled out joining the Saudi backed LIV golf tour in the not too distant future. ”I am back on… Read More ›

• ScoMo Does The Walk Of Shame Home From Sky Studios

  By theunozblog on 06/09/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Minister for health/finance/home affairs/treasury and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has been caught doing the walk of shame home from the Sky studios. This follows the former PM spending a long passionate night of interviewing with Sky news lothario… Read More ›

• Dutton Shocked To Learn That Politics Is In Fact A Popularity Contest

  By theunozblog on 05/09/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton was shocked to learn that politics is in fact a popularity contest. The news came with the arrival of the latest News Poll with the Opposition leader languishing behind the PM Anthony Albanese…. Read More ›

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