Oil and gas company Santos has today announced plans to drill into deputy prime minister Barnaby Joyce in what they tip could be Australia’s largest source of natural gas. A spokesperson for Santos told The (un)Australian: “Anyone who’s ever seen Mr Joyce talk knows… Read More ›
Surging king tides battering Australia’s East Coast have brought the elusive Sydney Beaches one step closer to residents of the Northern Territory. “To the people of Alice Springs, global warming couldn’t come soon enough,” says local resident Max Seeton. “We’ve… Read More ›
A new poll shows over 99% of Australians are in favour of exporting Barnaby Joyce live to Indonesia. “I’d be willing to go down to the docks and help load him onto the boat in person,” said New England voter… Read More ›
In a mass case of buyers remorse, Liberal voters across Australia are seeking refunds on their purchase after the “Malcolm Turnbull Prime Minister” failed to do what it promised. ACCC spokesperson Melinda Crummy told The (un)Australian that Australians by law… Read More ›
Angry Anderson, senate candidate for the Australian Liberty Party, has admitted that he spends far less time wishing he was a tribesman in the hills of Afghanistan than he used to back in the 1980s. “I’ve got to admit I… Read More ›
Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews today copped a stern phone call from federal Labor for announcing a major building policy without wearing a fluro vest. A Labor insider told The (un)Australian that Mr Andrews received a phone call from Bill Shorten himself, asking… Read More ›
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