Following on from the successful introduction of constituency question time, federal parliament has announced that it will also start answering children’s letters to Santa Claus. The Government’s Leader of the House Christopher Pyne spoke to The (un)Australian about the new initiative,… Read More ›
The Worldwide Association for Proper and Correct Pronunciation has today issued a press release clarifying that the ‘super food’ quinoa should be pronounced as ‘wan-ker’, as the q is silent. The press release has come as a bit of a… Read More ›
The NSW government reports that the forced mergers of local councils will considerably streamline the process of corruption leading to massive savings for dodgy property developers and crooked service providers. “At the moment shifty apartment builders need to bribe 193… Read More ›
The Prime Minister of Australia Malcolm Turnbull has met with American President Barack Obama at the G20 to declare his country’s intentions to declare war against the Californian city of San Francisco over their snubbing of star athlete Jarryd Hayne…. Read More ›
The clear response to the terror attacks claimed by ISIS in Paris that killed at least 129 people, the world’s racists said in a statement today, is for the West to stop helping the victims of ISIS terror. The World… Read More ›
TV Channel’s 7, 9 and 10 have conveyed an emergency summit as figures released by the Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) today have revealed that Australia is tipped to run out of celebrities by the year 2023. A spokesperson from… Read More ›
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