The Foreign Investment Review Board (FIRB) is investigating claims Irish nationals have sent property prices so high overnight that Chinese investors are being forced out of the market. Earlier this year the FIRB ordered a Chinese national to sell a… Read More ›
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Betting On ‘Hypocrite Of The Year’ Award Suspended After People Smuggling Scandal
Betting on this year’s prestigious World’s Biggest Hypocrite Award, known popularly as “the Bono”, has been suspended after a huge plunge on the entire Abbott government was followed by an even larger plunge on the Labor Opposition. Bet369.com spokesperson Mick Dodgey said bookmakers… Read More ›
Kim Beazley Holds Celebration For 800 Year Anniversary of Magnum PI
Australia’s Ambassador to America and former Opposition leader Kim ‘Bomber’ Beazley has held a celebration at his Washington residence in honour of the 800 year anniversary of the TV show Magnum PI, which starred Tom Selleck. When contacted by The… Read More ›
Government Finishes Magna Carta Review, Decides Rule Of Law No longer Relevant
On Monday, the Abbott government announced it finally had completed its 800-year review into the Magna Carta and decided that its emphasis on “the rule of law” was “no longer relevant or in touch with modern Australian values”. As parliaments… Read More ›
Government Reveals Well-Paying Job For First Home Buyers: People Smuggling
After the week from hell for Joe Hockey and the Abbott government, and questions regarding whether the government paid people smugglers over $40,000 to turn back the boats, the Government today turned the tables by announcing a new well paid job… Read More ›
Government Denies Offering Money To People Smuggling Scandal To Make It Go Away
The Australian government has refused to comment on allegations that it gave the people smuggling scandal a sum of $30,000 to turn around and stop being an issue. “We can neither confirm or deny any details about operations of the… Read More ›