Clive Palmer and Pauline Hanson have come together to demand that Bill Shorten and Scott Morrison include them in all future leaders mass debates. “I’m Clive Palmer I lead a party and I spend more money on advertising than most… Read More ›
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Global Warming Solved After One Tenth Of Outrage Over Get Up Ad Is Directed At Actual Climate Change
The world has finally solved the issue of climate change that was threatening its existence after the outrage switch was accidentally flicked from putting the boot into an ad warning of its dangers into putting the boot into the actual… Read More ›
Perrier Worships Barnaby Joyce For Inventing Even Better Way To Scam Money Out Of Water
Executives from the bottled water companies Perrier and Evian have bowed down to former Minister for Agriculture and Water Resources Barnaby Joyce for finding an even better way to make money out of water than themselves. “Oh Barnaby Oh Great… Read More ›
Christensen Turns 3 Days Annual Leave Into 10 Day Trip To The Philippines
The Government’s Minister for Manila George Christensen has taken advantage of Easter falling at the same time as ANZAC day to use 3 days of annual leave to take a 10 day trip to the Philippines. “George saw pretty early… Read More ›
Malcolm Roberts Livid After ABC Forces Him To Take Off Tin Foil Hat For Q&A Appearance
Former One Nation Senator and current village idiot Malcolm Roberts is reportedly livid at the National broadcaster after they asked him to remove his tin foil hat prior to his appearance on their Q&A program last night. “How dare the… Read More ›
PM Says “Have A Go Like Winx” As Nation Encouraged To Whip Slow Workers And Shoot The Injured Ones
Scott Morrison has turned to champion racehorse Winx as inspiration for Australians to get in and have a go, saying a poor dumb animal who gets shuffled around and forced to perform with no actual idea of what it’s doing… Read More ›
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