An inner city office worker has casually asked his colleague if they think we’ve had enough rain yet to shut up the farmers. Before going on to hope for a return of ‘good’ weather before the up coming weekend. “Look… Read More ›
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Climate Emergency? Then Why Are These Scientists In Greenland Having A Tropical Beach Party?
The warming alarmists would have you believe we are facing a so-called “Climate Emergency”, but The (un)Australian has been given access to exclusive photos that paint a very different picture. Far from being gripped by panic, they show climate scientists… Read More ›
Global Warming Solved After One Tenth Of Outrage Over Get Up Ad Is Directed At Actual Climate Change
The world has finally solved the issue of climate change that was threatening its existence after the outrage switch was accidentally flicked from putting the boot into an ad warning of its dangers into putting the boot into the actual… Read More ›
Large Wave Looking Forward To Dumping Smug Bastard
A large wave rapidly developing size and strength on an isolated beach on Sydney’s northern shore at 5.30am this morning was looking forward to savagely dumping the smug-looking 40-something man standing waist deep in the water, despite the water being… Read More ›
Sadistic Woollies Shopper Reckons 15c Is A Bargain For Chance To Choke A Dolphin To Death
A thrifty psychopathic Woolworths shopper with a pathological hatred of dolphins believes that a 15 cent plastic bag that he has found is the bargain of a lifetime. “The last time I choked a dolphin in person I had to… Read More ›
Stressed-Out Climate Scientist Secretly Pretty Happy With This Weather
“Sure this unseasonal Autumn heat wave is just one more harbinger of the rapidly developing ecological crisis that could see average temperatures hit the safe limit of 1.5 degrees,” admitted Michelle Green, a Sydney-based CSIRO scientist specialising in climate change… Read More ›
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