Anna Cleveland, a 16-year-old high school student from Manly on Sydney’s north shore, was entirely correct to shout “I wish I had never been born!” at her parents before storming into her bedroom and slamming the door, climate scientists said today…. Read More ›
Responding to heavy criticism of a recent stunt in Peru, in which Greenpeace were responsible for irreparably damaging the hummingbird Nazca line, a spokesman who bravely remained nameless offered an apology. “We had no idea we were coming across as… Read More ›
Australia’s Minister for Foreign Affairs Julie Bishop has inadvertently entered Australia into a binding emissions trading agreement after accidentally texting an affirmative emoji. Bishop, who is attending the United Nations Climate Change Conference in Lima, was asked by US Secretary… Read More ›
Federal Environment Minister Greg Hunt has endorsed the representation of Australia at climate change talks in Peru later this month by the Foreign Minister Julie Bishop and Trade and Investment Minister Andrew Robb. “Yes, my job as environment minister is… Read More ›
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has revealed plans to erect a huge brick wall around the Pacific rim. The 200 metre high wall is part the government’s latest plan to stop the effects of climate change spreading to the South –… Read More ›
“Oh Christ, please, not again,” a mortified Australia said after Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s cringe-worthy statement that coal was “good for humanity” was followed at the G20 by treasurer Joe Hockey’s insistence that climate change posed no threat to economic… Read More ›
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