Prime Minister Tony Abbott has declared that popes are unsightly and make way too much noise, in response to the encyclical on climate change released by Pope Francis. “I recently cycled past a pope and found the big gold cross… Read More ›
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Bjorn Lomborg Moves Think Tank To Mountain Top, Just In Case
Danish economist Bjorn Lomborg has announced that the Australian arm of his Copenhagen Consensus Centre will be relocated to the University of Thredbo, Australia’s highest at 2000 metres above sea level, on the off chance that his theories on climate… Read More ›
US Senate Defeats Climate Change Threat In 50-49 Vote
The world heaved a big sigh of relief after hearing the US Senate narrowly voted down a motion declaring climate change a real phenomena caused by humans. The 50-49 Senate vote that defeated the climate change threat has been widely welcomed in the face of overwhelming scientific evidence… Read More ›
Irish Gay Marriage Vote Blamed For Sydney Storm
The Republic of Ireland’s decision to allow a May referendum on same-sex marriage is believed to be responsible for the wild weather that caused pandemonium in Sydney this week. There were five deaths in Newcastle and the Hunter Valley and much… Read More ›
UN Warns of Global Warming Catastrophe if Courtney Love Burns Her Dolce & Gabbana Collection
United Nations Secretary General Ban-Ki Moon says Courtney Love must not burn her excessive Dolce & Gabbana collection if the world is to avoid the worst impacts of climate change, saying it could arrive a century earlier than modeling without… Read More ›
Teenager Right To Shout ‘I Wish I’d Never Been Born’, Climate Scientists Say
Anna Cleveland, a 16-year-old high school student from Manly on Sydney’s north shore, was entirely correct to shout “I wish I had never been born!” at her parents before storming into her bedroom and slamming the door, climate scientists said today…. Read More ›
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