Bill Shorten’s warm up act, Labor Senator Sam Dastyari has revealed that he has ditched the halal snack pack and replaced it with Chinese takeout as his favourite food. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Senator Dastyari said: “I do love an halal… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi
NSW Primary School Bans Students From Communicating
A primary school in NSW has today sent out a letter to parents to inform them that in an effort to stamp out bullying they are banning all students from any form of communication. The school’s spokesperson spoke to The… Read More ›
Line Up For The Festival Of Stupid Ideas Announced
The line up for the latest Festival of Stupid Ideas has been announced and this year, organisers believe they have outdone themselves with stupidity. With Andrew Bolt, Pauline Hanson and Cory Bernardi headlining, event organiser Mitch Brown told The (un)Australian: “Last… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Unconvinced The World Is Round
Newly elected Senator Pauline Hanson, having declared she will no longer talk to the press, has today talked to the press about her doubts over scientific research that the world is round and has instead called for an inquiry, believing that… Read More ›
‘We Did it’ – GetUp! Claims Credit For Sun Rising This Morning
Progressive campaigning group GetUp! has claimed credit in an exclusive email to “all members of our powerful community” for the Sun rising this morning. In the message, delivered to it is supporters as well as everyone who has ever signed an online… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson To Hold Unbalance Of Power
Nearly thirty years after Joh Bjelke-Petersen failed in his attempt to become PM, Pauline Hanson and Bob Katter have finally realised his dream of putting batshit crazy Queenslanders into positions of power in Canberra. “We’ll only pass legislation if security… Read More ›