Australian tennis star and sledger extraordinaire Nick Kyrgios was today announced as the Australian cricket team’s new vice-captain, following the leadership shake up caused by Michael Clarke’s retirement. A Cricket Australia spokesperson told The (un)Australian: “After Clarkie’s retirement, we needed to shake… Read More ›
Australian sports fans have rejoiced at the stunning dismissal of the Australian Cricket Team for a measly 60 runs, capitalising on the opportunity to boo high level athletes that doesn’t involve racism. The Australian cricket team were ousted in 18.3… Read More ›
Australia all rounder Shane Watson has subtly reminded the selectors of the Australian cricket team that he has a set of photographs of them dumping the body of a dead hooker in a remote forest, just in case they were… Read More ›
Stewart Harley, a 32-year-old Queensland resident who was raised in NSW has experienced an epiphany comparable only to the Damascus Road conversion of Saul of Tarsus (or Saint Paul, as he was known to his friends.) At about 9:15 AEST… Read More ›
Former Australian Cricketer and avid hunter Glenn ‘Pigeon’ McGrath announced earlier this week that he has stopped shooting … blanks as he and his wife are expecting a child. The child was thought not possible as McGrath had previously undergone… Read More ›
Former cricketer and tinder fanatic Shane ‘Swipe Right’ Warne has today been announced as an ambassador for a new government campaign to curb under age drinking. The campaign will feature Warne walking around schools asking students if they’re “thirsty?” Those… Read More ›
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