One Nation Leader (despite what Rod Culleton has been saying) Pauline Hanson has today held a press call in the affluent Sydney suburb of Mosman to prove that the level of drug addiction stated by the Greens is vastly over… Read More ›
Drugs
Aussie Teen Disgraced After Bali Police Clear Him Of Drug Possession
An embarrassed Aussie teen is desperately trying to save his reputation as a cool guy after being humiliatingly cleared of drug possession during a schoolies week trip to Bali. “That was so a massive bag of evil drugs that I… Read More ›
Russian Olympic Team Regrets Hiring Stephen Dank
Following threats from the IOC to kick it out of the Rio Olympics, the Russian Olympic team is having serious second thoughts about its decision to hire Stephen Dank to oversee its supplements program. “Dr Dank injected our athletes with… Read More ›
Essendon Signs Ryan Crowley In Positive Move Away From Any Association With Banned Drugs
AFL club Essendon have made a decisive move away from the taint of drug scandal by signing former Fremantle tagger Ryan Crowley, with a source inside the club telling The (un)Australian that “we really needed a clean skin here to move… Read More ›
Canberra’s Telstra Tower To Be Renamed in Honour Of Hometown Boy James Hird
Australia’s capital city Canberra has today announced that they will be renaming their iconic Telstra tower which overlooks the city the ‘James Hird Prick’ in honour of the Essendon great and hometown boy James Hird. A Canberra spokesperson told The (un)Australian: “We don’t… Read More ›
Police Say Neighbourly Love Will Stop Drug Epidemic
Police across the nation are taking up the Prime Minister’s baton to promote an initiative to combat illicit drug use which they say has got out of control as unemployment has climbed and boredom has set in across the suburbs… Read More ›
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