Oil and gas company Santos has today announced plans to drill into deputy prime minister Barnaby Joyce in what they tip could be Australia’s largest source of natural gas. A spokesperson for Santos told The (un)Australian: “Anyone who’s ever seen Mr Joyce talk knows… Read More ›
Election
David Feeney’s Tenants Get Surprise Property Inspection
A Labor MP claims there is no connection at all between the property inspection he ordered for the tenants of his $2.3 million investment property with and the erection of a sign in support of a rival Greens candidate on… Read More ›
Duncan Storrar Once Had Overdue Library Book
A special investigation by The (un)Australian has revealed that so called Q&A “hero” Duncan Storrar is a late library book returning fiend whose opinions on the inequalities of the Australian economy can now be safely disregarded. “Let this be a… Read More ›
Fairfax Determines The Election Is The Time Where Voters Least Need To Be Informed
Following the announcement of the federal election scheduled for July 2nd, a cost-benefit analysis by Fairfax Media has determined that now is the time Australians least need to be informed. 30 staff in Fairfax’s Sydney and Melbourne offices were brought… Read More ›
Australians Excited Over Rare Opportunity To Elect Their Leader
Australians across the nation have expressed excitement upon discovering that they may be able to have a say in electing the leader of their country. While on paper the country is described as a democracy, most of Australia’s modern leaders… Read More ›
Governor-General Continually Boiling The Kettle In Anticipation Of PM’s Arrival
The Governor-General Peter Cosgrove has had a frustrating week of continually boiling the kettle as he awaits the arrival of Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, who is due to call on him in order to set the federal election date as July . A… Read More ›