Wearing the traditional blackface and decked out in his finest Nazi uniform, Prince Harry was today crowned the new Head Royal Racist in an official ceremony at Buckingham Palace after Prince Philip’s surprise abdication yesterday. Although many royal watchers were… Read More ›
The English FA has voted to pull out of FIFA in the hope of finding slightly easier opponents after being eliminated from the Euro 2016 championships by world football powerhouse Iceland. “Even though Iceland could only manage to get nine… Read More ›
Tony Abbott has been spotted turning back boats off the coast of Southend-on-Sea late Tuesday night, following reports that he had disappeared into the Thames River. Australia’s former Prime Minister is currently in the UK in order to deliver the… Read More ›
The England Rugby Union team are to be sent as convicts to the penal colony of Australia for acts of treason committed in the vicinity of Twickenham recently. The team will begin their sentence immediately after fulfilling their obligations against… Read More ›
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has eschewed major celebrations and instead is opting for an ordinary day of tax payer funded decadence and pointless ceremonial rituals to mark her becoming England’s longest reinging monarch. On Wednesday, the Queen surpassed Queen… Read More ›
Australian cricketing all rounder and Guinness World Record Holder for the most calf strains ever suffered by a human being, Shane Watson will seek to appeal his own decision to retire from Test cricket. The move comes after Watson’s career being… Read More ›
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