Channel V has announced that they would like to nominate American singer Chris Brown as an ambassador for the domestic violence awareness campaign White Ribbon Day. The music channel, famous for launching the careers of Andrew G and Jabba, is… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull
Employer Criticised For Not Giving Employee Savage Bollocking
An employer has been widely condemned for failing to scare the living daylights out of an employee in their first week of a new job. Leigh Sales, 7:30 presenter and an Australian taxpayer, was openly criticised for missing an opportunity… Read More ›
Cory Bernadi Only Person In Australia Who Knows What They Think Of Malcolm Turnbull’s Victory
South Australian senator Cory Bernadi’s offer to resign from the Liberal Party in protest has made him the first person in Australia to come to any kind of conclusion about what they think about Malcolm Turnbull’s rise to the position… Read More ›
Scott Morrison Stops Briefings On Economy
The newly minted Turnbull Government’s treasurer, Scott Morrison says any changes to the cash rate by the Reserve Bank of Australia will be considered “operational matters” from now on. The Australian economy grew just 0.2 percent in the last quarter,… Read More ›
Onion Lobby Mourning Loss Of ‘Our Greatest Champion’
“We’ve lost our greatest advocate,” Onions Australia CEO Lynn Bulb said over the dramatic events this week that saw conservative prime minister and renowned onion lover Tony Abbott replaced by Malcolm Turnbull, whose attitude to the vegetable remains untested. “You’d… Read More ›
Kevin Rudd Casually Mentions That He Was Way More Popular Than Malcolm Turnbull
Former Prime Minister and host of CNN’s Amanpour, Kevin Rudd, has been incessantly bringing up the fact that he was always a more popular leader than current Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. Mr Rudd and Mr Turnbull squared off as Prime… Read More ›