The Worldwide Association for Proper and Correct Pronunciation has today issued a press release clarifying that the ‘super food’ quinoa should be pronounced as ‘wan-ker’, as the q is silent. The press release has come as a bit of a… Read More ›
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Australia Hoping Donald Trump Becomes President To Distract World From Tony Abbott
Australians from across the country are expressing their support for businessman, reality TV star and famed hair groomer Donald Trump’s campaign for the 2016 US presidency, in the fervent hope that “finally there’ll be a world leader more batshit crazy… Read More ›
Lollipops Playground Assault Directly Linked to Lockout Laws
Over a year after lockout laws were introduced in Sydney’s Kings Cross it has emerged that violent assaults are down in the area, however crime rates have gone up at Children’s indoor playground centres. The lockout laws were introduced after… Read More ›
No Beard, No Tattoos, No Job!
A hole in the wall coffee shop, located in a hidden alley-way, behind a warehouse, next to a train line, in the inner city Sydney suburb of Marrickville has this week been accused of discrimination after refusing to hire 19 year… Read More ›
Anarchist Can’t Believe Posters Yet to Overthrow Capitalism
Stunned by the failure of his multiple posters explaining with simple slogans and graphics how capitalism is an fundamentally unjust system based on dehumanising exploitation threatening the total destruction of the planet, Newtown-based anarchist Michael Roberts admitted he was running out… Read More ›
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