Dr Peter Hollingworth has apologised on behalf of the Anglican church to a generation of children who grew up forced to listen to acoustic guitar players singing cool soft rock gospel songs. Speaking to the Royal Commission into Born Again… Read More ›
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Newly Renovated Lodge Includes Full Set Of Dogs Playing Pool Paintings
Lucy Turnbull has proudly unveiled the completed renovations of the Prime Minister’s official residence “The Lodge” to the media, in which pride of place has gone to a full set of the famous “Dogs Playing Pool” paintings. “I felt that… Read More ›
Candidate Vowing To Make America Great Again Unable To Pin Down Date Of Original Greatness
Presidential candidate Donald Trump has vowed to make America great again, despite admitting that he has no idea which past era of greatness he might be referring to. “You know, like the 1940s when we won the war and dropped… Read More ›
‘Pop-Up’ Dead Lizard Attracts Huge Crowd Of Ants
A “pop-up” dead lizard caused chaos on a Sydney footpath yesterday as hundreds of ants crowded around to take advantage of its appearance. “I’ve been queuing up since six this morning hoping to get a tiny chunk to take back… Read More ›
Pop Leaves Rice Bubbles To Pursue Solo Career
Sound effect Pop has announced he is leaving the long running breakfast cereal Rice Bubbles with the aim of establishing himself as a solo act. “I’ve had many happy years as part of the Rice Bubbles, but I felt the… Read More ›
Motel’s Leave Only Dirty Towels On Floor Policy Saves Planet
Climate change scientists have announced that global warming has been reversed due to the brave actions of the world’s motel owners in insisting that guests only leave towels that they want to be cleaned on the floor of the bathroom…. Read More ›