Donald Trump fresh off his visit to Buckingham palace to meet the Queen has spoken of his fondness for the Monarch and how welcoming Her Majesty was. “What a great person, wonderful to chat with. We talked about politics, corgis,… Read More ›
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Internet Needs Knee Replacement After Another Week Of Standing Up For Terror Victims
A weary Internet has checked itself in for double knee replacement surgery after another heavy week of standing up for people killed and maimed in acts of violence. “I’ve been up and down like a bride’s nightie and my knees… Read More ›
Red-Faced CIA Admits Russia Hacked Its ‘How To Control Foreign Governments’ Manual
A week after the CIA publicly confirmed it believed Russia had directly interfered in the US elections in support of Donald Trump, the US secret agency has confessed the official story of a Democrat official making a “typo” in an… Read More ›
Will Putin’s Girlfriend Be Best Dressed WAG At Tonight’s Syrian Peace Talks?
Fashion fans are holding their breath in anticipation at who will be the best dressed WAG on the red carpet at tonight’s UN Security Council talks on Syria. “The bombers have always had the best dressed WAGS so keep your… Read More ›
Russian Olympic Team Regrets Hiring Stephen Dank
Following threats from the IOC to kick it out of the Rio Olympics, the Russian Olympic team is having serious second thoughts about its decision to hire Stephen Dank to oversee its supplements program. “Dr Dank injected our athletes with… Read More ›
Jack White Pens His Creed & Best Coast Smokes Weed – Music Round-Up For May
Every month the (un)Australian brings you a round-up of everything you need to know about music from the only staff member who won’t admit to having Gotye on his iPhone. When Routine Bites Hard And Ambitions Are Low, And Resentment… Read More ›
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