The North Shore Historical Society (NSHS) has made the surprise decision to revoke the membership of the federal treasurer Joe Hockey. The decision comes in the wake of yet another embarrassing gaffe by the nation’s beleaguered economic director. Joe Hockey… Read More ›
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New Fifty Shades Of Grey Manuscript Stolen; Returned Immediately
In the lead up to the launch of the new book by the author of the critically acclimatised novel 50 Shades of Grey, a manuscript of the book has been stolen. The publisher fears the copy may be leaked before… Read More ›
Government Denies Offering Money To People Smuggling Scandal To Make It Go Away
The Australian government has refused to comment on allegations that it gave the people smuggling scandal a sum of $30,000 to turn around and stop being an issue. “We can neither confirm or deny any details about operations of the… Read More ›
Reclaim Australia Insists They’re Not Racists, Just Bigots
The Reclaim Australia group has issued a press release today denying they are a bunch of racists, insisting they would prefer to be called the correct term of “bigots”. The press release came in the form of a poorly filmed YouTube video featuring… Read More ›
Avant-Garde Theatre Piece Plans ‘Cutting-Edge New Ways To Bore Audience’
The Sydney University Dramatic Society (SUDS) has announced a run of winter performances for its new experimental play, penned by one of their most promising students, Britt Haynes, entitled The Decameron Diaz. Mr Haynes promises that his play will ‘completely reshape’ the… Read More ›
Agenda For Counter Terrorism Summit Includes Bourne Movie Marathon
It’s been revealed that the counter terrorism summit being hosted this week by the Australian Government has set aside approximately ten hours so that the delegates can watch the entire series of Bourne movies. On day two of the summit,… Read More ›