Residents of Riverton, NSW are reeling following the premature death of Kylie Waters, 16, who passed away as a result of her thyroid cancer before revealing the life lessons she had learned as a direct result of succumbing to such an… Read More ›
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Joe Hockey’s Wife Threatens To Sell Her Canberra Home Should Laws Be Changed
Federal Treasurer Joe Hockey’s wife, Melissa Babbage has today announced that should parliament change the laws that allow politicians to stay in their spouses homes in Canberra whilst paying rent to the spouse, then she will sell her Canberra home… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Challenges The Greens To A Game Of Eye Spy
Federal immigration minister Peter Dutton has formally challenged the Greens to a game of “Eye-spy” in an effort to form a closer bond between the Greens and the Liberals, who for years have had a frosty relationship. The offer, however,… Read More ›
Unhappy Couple Vow To Use Same Sex Marriage As Pretext For Desperately Wanted Divorce
A religious couple who are deeply unhappy in their marriage, but concerned about the stigma associated with divorce, have vowed to divorce in protest if same sex marriage is legalised. Nick Jensen and his wife Sarah were married 10 years ago… Read More ›
Nation’s Wankers Decide Topics Of This Year’s Dinner Party Conversations
“My solo motorbike ride through Tajikistan” and “Why I don’t watch Game of Thrones anymore” have emerged as the big winners as topics to be introduced as dinner party conversation as Australia’s wankers held their annual conference. “I am really… Read More ›
Chinese Investors Blamed For Property Bubble In The South China Sea
Chinese investors have snapped up at auction all the newly available blocks of land recently created in the South China Sea, driving out poorer Vietnamese, Phillipino, Malaysian and Bruneian first homebuyers hoping to get a foothold in the overheated Spratly… Read More ›
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