Voters in the NSW north shore seat of Warringah will, at the next election, have the tough decision of choosing between two dicks following entrepreneur Dick Smith’s decision to run as a candidate against Prime Minister Tony Abbott. Dick Smith’s decision to run… Read More ›
Alan Jones has received an official “bless you” response from the Australian parliament after sneezing on air during his radio show earlier this week. The bless you is proposed to be officially read out at an unprecedented joint sitting of… Read More ›
The World Wide Wrestling Corporation (WWWC) announced today that it will launch an investigation into match fixing in the World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) and World Wrestling Federation (WWF). The match in question was Smackdown 2015 which included Seth, Dean Ambrose “The Lunatic Fringe”,… Read More ›
A white teenager from Williamsburg, Brooklyn has become the first person to use the word “n*****” in a non-offensive context. Julius Cassidy, a 17 year hold highschooler, dropped the racial slur during a conversation with James Williams, an African-American teenager who Mr… Read More ›
Staff at United Airlines are claiming vindication after as many as six people were left slightly damp in what is being described as the worst Diet Coke-related terrorist attack of all time. Yesterday Jamal Fajloun, aged five-and-a-half, while at a… Read More ›
Days after Sydney Swans star and Australian of the Year, Adam Goodes declared a race war on white Australia by performing a traditional Aboriginal war dance after kicking a goal against Carlton, the death and destruction continue to spread. The… Read More ›
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