The 2nd Amendment of the United States Constitution has at long last achieved its purpose as a group of armed militiamen have occupied a federal wildlife reserve in Oregon. The group invaded the facility to protest the jailing of arsonists for… Read More ›
The unAustralian
Peter Dutton’s “Reply All” Button Removed As Safety Precaution
The Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet have instructed IT experts to remove the “reply all” button from all Immigration Minister Peter Dutton’s digital communication devices. The move comes as a safety precaution after Minister Dutton sent an SMS message… Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year
The (un)Australian‘s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere waiting in anticipation. This year Team (un)Australian spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together the list and have… Read More ›
Stoner Sloth To Join Forces With Seth Rogan For Pineapple Express 2
Fresh on the heels of his smash hit Internet comedy shorts for the NSW Government, it has been confirmed that Hollywood is calling for everyone’s favourite hilariously unmotivated mammal — with plans for Stoner Sloth to star alongside Seth Rogan in… Read More ›
NASA On Verge Of Discovering Where The Moon Goes In The Daytime
US space agency NASA is confident that within the next ten years they will have solved the problem of what happens to the Moon during the day. “It’s one of the enduring mysteries of the universe and pretty soon we’ll… Read More ›
Star Wars Fans Lining Up To Be The First To Spoil The Plot For Everyone Else
Star Wars fans of all ages, though mostly 25-to-45 year old males, have lined up overnight to be the first in the world to spoil the plot for everyone else. Andrew Saunders, a 35-year-old graphic designer from Guildford NSW who… Read More ›