A team of professional zombie hunters has been hired to stand guard over parliament house in Canberra after several eyewitnesses reported sighting the decaying corpse of former PM Tony Abbott shuffling around the building. “I was scrubbing dried up spit… Read More ›
Canadian Prime Minister and star of Instagram Justin Trudeau has asked his country’s ambassador to Australia to convey to the Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull that he is a little freaked out over Mr Turnbull liking all of his photos on… Read More ›
The sporting community is in chaos after an athlete refuted every victorious post-match press conference ever given by crediting his victory to his own hard work and application rather than professing that he couldn’t have done it without his fans…. Read More ›
Minister for Immigration and Border Protection Peter Dutton’s mum has today taken aside all members of the government and scolded them for not including her son in their games. Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull was singled out over his refusal to… Read More ›
An Australian cricket fan is stridently demanding that the selectors drop Shaun Marsh, Mitch Marsh and Peter Siddle from the test team and replace them with a bunch of interstate cricketers he only knows about from the scores he’s seen… Read More ›
Rugby league commentator and host of the award winning radio show Footy, Footy, Footy, Dogs and Footy, Woody Rothstream has today called on the stars of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) to be better human beings and to try modelling… Read More ›
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