Following on from the successful introduction of constituency question time, federal parliament has announced that it will also start answering children’s letters to Santa Claus. The Government’s Leader of the House Christopher Pyne spoke to The (un)Australian about the new initiative,… Read More ›
The price of cigarettes will double by 2020 if Labor wins the election, under a new plan to alienate teenagers and French nihilists. Almost 2.5 million Australians enjoy a cigarette daily and the implementation of this policy is set to… Read More ›
US presidential hopeful Donald Trump has unveiled a plan to stem the flow of refugees fleeing the Middle East by “building a wall” around Syria. As Republican candidates attempt to outmuscle one another on immigration, Trump announced his new plan… Read More ›
That jogger currently running on the spot while waiting for the little green man to appear at the traffic lights is dead set serious about getting his exercise in, reports a passing motorist. “Now there’s a man who understands the… Read More ›
The Worldwide Association for Proper and Correct Pronunciation has today issued a press release clarifying that the ‘super food’ quinoa should be pronounced as ‘wan-ker’, as the q is silent. The press release has come as a bit of a… Read More ›
Former Australian Test all-rounder and barely walking pulled muscle Shane Watson has today anointed Western Australian journeyman batsman, Shaun Marsh as his heir apparent in the Australian cricket team. The praise from Watson came after news of Marsh’s selection to replace injured… Read More ›
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