Labor leader Bill Shorten has done it again. The Opposition leader has brushed aside new poor poll results with one his famous one-line “zingers”, insisting “Labor can win on the next election its policies”. A Labor insider told The (un)Australian… Read More ›
Tony Abbott has been spotted turning back boats off the coast of Southend-on-Sea late Tuesday night, following reports that he had disappeared into the Thames River. Australia’s former Prime Minister is currently in the UK in order to deliver the… Read More ›
The World Health Organisation has retracted a study that revealed a connection between bowel cancer and bacon after an alert staff member discovered that the doctor presenting the results was actually two pigs dressed up in a long white lab… Read More ›
Minister for Agriculture and Water Resources Barnaby Joyce has challenged the World Health Organisation (WHO) to meet him after school in the playground for a punch up after the UN body made disparaging remarks about red meat. Mr Joyce visibly… Read More ›
Archaeologists admit they still do not know who built the vast and mysterious abandoned ruins known as “squash courts” that can be found all over suburban Sydney. “We believe they were constructed by an ancient civilisation that flourished in the… Read More ›
Opposition leader Bill Shorten, a man who lists the musical Sweeney Todd as his greatest inspiration, is rumoured to be pondering the idea of knifing himself as leader of the Australian Labor Party (ALP) and replacing himself, bizarrely, with himself…. Read More ›
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