Editor’s note: At the (un)Australian, we endeavour to provide our readers with the most up to date information in the Bill Cosby scandal. Unfortunately, with new victims coming forward at an outrageous pace, no newspaper, not even one bankrolled by… Read More ›
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Freo’s Nat Fyfe Still Eligible For Brownlow After Double Murder
Fremantle onballer Nat Fyfe has once again escaped sanction after the AFL Match Review Panel deemed his on field actions during Sunday’s match against North Melbourne did not warrant penalty. Fyfe butchered two Kangaroos defenders during the 3rd quarter of… Read More ›
Calls For ABC Fact Check To Investigate Whether Abbott Really Does Love Anal
During last night’s Q&A program on the ABC, a tweet appeared on screen from the twitter handle @AbbottLovesAnal, prompting a flood of outrage and calls for the ABC to fact check whether or not Prime Minister Tony Abbott really does… Read More ›
Scott Morrison Rebrands Department Of Human Services To Department Of First World Problems
The Australian Minister for Social Services, Scott Morrison, has launched the rebranding of the Department of Human Services to the Department of First World Problems. The rebrand comes on the back of comments this week that social services like paid… Read More ›
Snail Trails The New Superfood
Curl up your kale and chuck out the chia because scientists have now found the secret ingredients in snail trails that’s inflaming a rush to the new gold in health. Collected by carefully shaving up a snail’s trail by hand… Read More ›
New Study Shows E-heroin A Much Healthier Alternative To Traditional Heroin
Medical authorities are treating with caution new scientific studies showing that electronic heroin syringes are 95% less dangerous than regular pointy metal syringes. “This would be wonderful news for smackies who want to get wasted in venues that have traditionally… Read More ›