Tennis star Bernard Tomic has thrown down the gauntlet to fellow Australian player, Nick Kyrgios, declaring himself Australia’s top tennis tool. After his third round Wimbledon loss, Tomic delivered a scathing rant against Tennis Australia with particular focus on beloved Grand… Read More ›
The almighty supreme being God has seen fit to punish the Australian population for even considering the issue of gay marriage by smiting the country with a plague of Eric Abetzes. “Take that you heathens”, said God as he rained… Read More ›
With uncertainty and a growing sense panic spreading throughout global markets ahead of Greece’s referendum on Sunday on whether or not to accept terms critics say would reduce the southern European country to a German colony jointly administered by the International… Read More ›
In off-the-record comments, a source from ASIO admitted to The (Un)Australian that the security agency’s greatest fears over national security were “the ever-present threat of a fatal flag pole accident involving our prime minister”. Prime Minister Tony Abbott has been constantly warning against the prospect of a… Read More ›
The federal government has today announced that Ozzie Ostrich and Humphrey B Bear will join Ray Martin to investigate the ABC’s Q&A program. The investigation follows Q&A’s decision to allow terrorism suspect Zaky Mullah being allowed to ask a question… Read More ›
In the wake of a deepening financial crisis, the people of Greece are experiencing regret at having invented and practiced democracy since around 500 BC. The management of Greece’s economy has been in the hands of the people, through democratically… Read More ›
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