A new book by a Canberra insider has revealed rumours that former prime ministerial chief of staff Peta Credlin re-gifted a bunch of flowers to Margie Abbott and her virginity to Tony Abbott. “Tony Abbott once said that virginity is… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Endorses Niki Savva’s Book As Proof He Excelled As Minister For Women
Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott has endorsed journalist Niki Savva’s new book, The Road To Ruin: How Tony Abbott and Peta Credlin Ruined Their own Government, as proof that the ex-prime minister’s time heading the women’s ministry was successful. A spokesperson… Read More ›
Search For George Pell’s Compassion Abandoned
The team in charge of finding Cardinal George Pell’s compassion have abandoned their search in order to focus on the relatively easier task of finding missing Malaysian airlines plane, flight MH370. A spokesperson for the search team told The (un)Australian: “We had… Read More ›
Abbott Says His ‘No Wrecking’ Pledge Holding Up Better Than Turnbull’s ‘So-Called Leadership’
Former Prime Minister-turned-loyal-backbencher Tony Abbott said today that his famous pledge of “no wrecking, no undermining and no sniping” against his replacement Malcolm Turnbull was “holding up much better than this so-called leader’s crap showing”. Insisting he “wasn’t that keen… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi Calls For A Senate Inquiry Into Sliced Bread
Liberal Senator and self-proclaimed champion for common sense Cory Bernardi, has demanded a senate inquiry into sliced bread, accusing the food product of being driven by sinister motives. A spokesperson for Senator Bernardi told The (un)Australian: “Cory is very concerned about… Read More ›
“Psst Lyle Shelton’s Gay Pass It On”
The latest rumour to do the rounds of the school yard is that Lyle Shelton, head of the Australian Christian Lobby, is gay. It was said that the rumour originated after Mr Shelton participated in a debate and gave his reason… Read More ›
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