Australians from across the country are expressing their support for businessman, reality TV star and famed hair groomer Donald Trump’s campaign for the 2016 US presidency, in the fervent hope that “finally there’ll be a world leader more batshit crazy… Read More ›
The national broadcaster came under fire on Tuesday after allowing a man acquitted of terrorism to speak on its flagship panel comedy show Q&A. In one of his signature thought-bubble moments, Prime Minister Abbott mused that if the ABC were… Read More ›
Prime Minister Tony Abbott is pleased to hear that his misogyny has helped bring warring former prime ministers Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard closer together. The news of Rudd and Gillard’s thawing of relations was revealed in episode three of… Read More ›
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has declared that popes are unsightly and make way too much noise, in response to the encyclical on climate change released by Pope Francis. “I recently cycled past a pope and found the big gold cross… Read More ›
British born “professional farter” Mr Methane has today been announced by the Abbott government as Australia’s first wind farm commissioner, narrowly tipping out radio broadcaster and hotly tipped favourite Alan Jones for the coveted position. A spokesperson for the government… Read More ›
Federal Opposition leader and soon-to-be star of the ABC documentary The Killing Season Part 2, Bill Shorten has called on his ALP colleagues to rally together and knife him sooner rather than later. Mr Shorten spoke to The (un)Australian about his request to be knifed, saying:… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 