The Trump Administration has touched down at Edwards Air Force Base after a successful mission to fly above the speed of awful, smashing through the Abbott Barrier and creating a sonic boom of awful that was heard around the world…. Read More ›
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Trump Defends Trip To Russia To Talk ‘Trickle Down Economics’
President elect Donald Trump has defended a recent trip he took to Russia in which he delivered a private lecture to a group of young women in his hotel room on the subject of trickle down economics. Speaking to… Read More ›
Could He Be Worse Than Feared? Some Are Suggesting Donald Trump May Have Even Voted For Donald Trump
He is the President-elect who ran a bigoted campaign and has caused shock waves by appointing racists, climate deniers and assorted right-wing hardliners in his new administration. But some say there is evidence that Donald Trump could be even more dangerous… Read More ›
Trump Announces New Series Of Celebrity Apprentice To Decide His Secretary Of State
President-elect Donald Trump has announced his first order of business as President will be to film a new series of Celebrity Apprentice in order to find a new Secretary of State. Speaking to The (un)Australian, a jubilant Trump talked of his… Read More ›
America Prepares To Vote For Which Type Of Chaos To Descend Into
The US people head for the polls on Tuesday faced with the difficult responsibility of deciding how they want their country to fall screaming into hopeless oblivion. “The nation must choose wisely between wretched despair and calamitous dissolution,” said President… Read More ›
“Women Picturing Ross Cameron Naked” Responsible For Declining Birth Rates
A study has linked Australia’s declining birth rate with an increase in women getting an image of Ross Cameron in their head during sex, totally killing the mood. “We showed women photographs of various objects including Ross Cameron and then… Read More ›
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