Scott Morrison has announced that much maligned former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce will return to cabinet as Minister for Affairs.
“No one in this Government has the experience of having affairs like Barnaby,” said Prime Minister Scott Morrison. “We hope Barnaby will take this Ministry to new heights and as they say it is better to have him in the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in.”
When reached for comment the newly appointed Minister for Affairs Barnaby Joyce said of his appointment: “What an opportunity. I will do this country proud and really nail down some affairs.”
“And besides I hear old Scotty Boy has appointed more women to cabinet, everything is coming up Barnaby,”
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Ahh How refreshing, some truth in the Media’s reporting. It is so ‘unAustralian’.
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