Prime Minister ScoMo has taken charge of the Nation’s bushfire response by announcing today that he has set up a new command centre at Engadine Maccas.

“I admit I was a bit slow to the wicket on this crisis however I am here now and ready to lead from the front,” said the Prime Minister. “At Engadine Maccas we have state of the art technology like wi-fi and electronic ordering.”

“Not to mention the amazing toilet facilities.

When asked why he was setting up a new command centre when there were already centres up and running around the country, the Prime Minister said: “It’s all about the optics, Engadine Maccas has great lighting for promo photos and enough space to film an ad or two.”

“And did I mention the toilet facilities?”

The Prime Minister’s Engadine Maccas command centre is already operational with press invited to take a tour and snap some photos of the PM in action.

Mark Williamson

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