
Australia’s media pack has reacted angrily to news that new Prime Minister Anthony Albanese failed to find a spot in his cabinet for Opposition leader Peter Dutton.
”This is just a ridiculous move by Albo,” said an anonymous Journalist. ”Lord Dutton is a proven performer and just cause he’s not in a faction or in fact the Labor party doesn’t mean he should be left out.”
”Albo says he wants to be a builder not a bulldozer, then why isn’t he building up Dutton’s chances of leading the country.”
When asked why they believed that the party that lost the election should be involved with Governing the country, the anonymous Journalist said: ”I believe that the best people should be running the party and no one is better than Peter Dutton.”
”I am saying this under my own free will and not at all because the Dark Lord is holding my pet cavoodle hostage.”
”Please Mr Dutton don’t hurt my Dog, I swear I’ll do all I can to help you reign, just leave my little dog out of this.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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